buzzfeedfood:

You’ll never have to buy these 30 foods again. 

sonicportal:

horrorshow-devotchka:

TOMMY PICKLES IS THE ORIGINAL NIGHT BLOGGER.

MY MOM AND I USED TO QUOTE THIS WHEN I WAS LITTLE I WOULD BE TOMMY AND SHE WOULD BE CHUCKIE AND OMG THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF THIS!!!

therealmulan:

i feel like this is the face social bloggers make when they’re arguing on tumblr

neo-rama:

wistfulbird:

Steven Universe

Rebecca Sugar’s dad posted this on YouTube, so now you can watch it if you don’t live in the US!

cool

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

spadesslick:

pimposaur:

reasons not to kill yourself

• chicken tender
• the billionth number of pi is 9
• it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
• sponges feel cool
• highdeas.com
• joe biden
• the letter Q
• dirt

Some of these are legitimately calming.

maisonmartinmargielous:

there is literally nothing a man who I am not attracted to in any shape or form can do to make me want him

I hate this idea that there are tips and tricks to getting women like the fact that you have to essentially deceive and disguise yourself in order for someone…

crazysexyfierce:

thebeginningofhealthy:

zdrowy:

This might sound crazy, but those three little words above have helped me to accept my body more than I ever thought I could.

Just like many other people, I constantly used to notice flaws in my body. I had times when I absolutely hated it’s shape, size, look, everything. But one day, I found myself thinking ‘I have a lot of fat there… and that’s okay’. Since then I’ve always said that to myself, and it’s helped me realise that what other people would see as a flaw does not mean that there is anything wrong with me. I’m not any less of a person if I don’t fit the ideals of other people. The only person’s expectations I have to live up to are my own.

So if you have a bit of extra fat… that’s okay.
If your skin isn’t perfectly clear… that’s okay.
If your hair isn’t dead straight… that’s okay.
If you don’t have a flat stomach… that’s okay.
If you’re short… that’s okay.
If your boobs aren’t a D… that’s okay.
The only person’s expectations that you have to live up to are your own. 

This is beautiful

I love this.

danburytomorrow:

motheatendeerhead:

This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories

god 

To people who followed me for one specific fandom, I am so so sorry

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

13alicia:

These are so fun to make. XD

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

egberts:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh